Have Gun Will Travel

I guess some kind of important televised sporting event happened last night. A ball was kicked and thrown and men in tight pants ran around,up and down,back and forth across something resembling grass.Sugar water was sold,cheese and grease were consumed.Misplaced passion lingered at an all time high.And later that one guy,this time with a beard,and his band performed,though they didn't really seem to get what all the fuss was about either.People yelled...someone farted and no one even heard it...another guy probably bought a hat.Well while that was going down I found this on the internets....truly a thing of beauty.