Saturday, August 16, 2008

"T/C/B"


Newswire - 8-15-08 - Former child star Danny Bonaduce was slashed across the chest and arm with a knife during a recent failed attempt to mug him.
The one-time Partridge Family star claims the incident happened while he was working out in a Los Angeles park.
The 49-year-old tells the National Enquirer, "These wild-eyed dudes walked up to me and my girlfriend and one of them whipped out a carpet knife and demanded money."
Bonaduce,also wild eyed and a martial arts expert, adds, "I'm tough, but I'm not invincible. I couldn't run because I was text messaging someone, so I decided to stand my ground. I said to the guy, "There are two kinds of guys who carry knives - the kind who aren't afraid to stab someone and the kind who don't have it in them but also like to get fucked in the ass - and I don't think you have it in you."
Bonaduce approached the man,took care of business - amazing on lookers,and then was attacked just before the thugs fled.
The star - who wasn't seriously hurt - adds, "The guys took off running, and I let them go because I was too tired after bangin' the one guy to go after them. Besides, I wasn't about to leave my girlfriend standing there by herself."